Because our lives are NEVER dull.........

the boy decided to lock himself in our bedroom. i tried for about 30 minutes to use a screwdriver and unlock it......until my brother asked if there were any screws on the doorknob. well, shit - there were 2 screws that i never even saw. at this point, the boy is starting to panic because he realizes that we are not playing a game and i truly cannot get in there to get him out. so, i take out the screws, but the lock is still engaged. i literally start banging anything that i can see in our little doorknob to get the lock out. after breaking some piece of random wood into thousands of tiny pieces, i finally get some pliers and pull the lock out. the boy came running out screaming. that whole ordeal took about 45 minutes, 3 phone calls, and one thought of just using a hammer to break the damn door down.

like i said, our lives are never dull.